visionarynigga:

don’t kiss me on my neck unless you tryna get fucked

(via grohloholic)

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

1. NO one thinks theyre for you
2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

(via amoying)

gentlethrills:

shining-magically:

if a girl!! is nice to you!! because she’s at work!! it does not!! give you permission!! to talk to her for half an hour!! while she is effectively TRAPPED in once place!! and ask personal questions!! and ask about her relationship status!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE TEN+ YEARS OLDER THAN HER!! SHE’S WORKING!! IT’S HER FUCKING JOB TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woah this resonates with me on such a deep level and is such important information though really

(via kylie)

what if we had vision like bats, like:

burawando:

hey what do you think of my haircut

JSUT  A FUCKIN SECOND LEMEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT LOOKS GREAT HAROLD

(via kylie)

trashbagpokemon:

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

(via daddyfuckedme)

bury-your-pasttt:

Not sure if I need sex, affection, vodka, a friend to talk with, to punch something, or all of the above.

(via grohloholic)

potbelliedgeek:

So my mom is shopping in a supermarket, wearing a full hijab and jilbab (commonly misnamed as a burka) and the whole time she is there, this kid is staring at her. Won’t stop staring. Just looking with wide-eyed shock. The lil feller isn’t any older than four. She doesn’t think much of it, she is used to far worse than just a few stares. Until the very end when the kid and his mom are behind her in the checkout, and he leans up and whispers loudly: “I LOVE YOU BATMAN”

(via freaky-styley)